Welcome to the first Dogs of Lance series where we sit down with our favorite canine freelancer friends to hear what they have to say about running their business.
What does your typical workday look like?
I am running a few hustles in parallel but my main gig is being a human walker. I have to take my human, Gilad, on at least 3 walks a day. I also chew a lot. I take my chewing very seriously and I usually chew on shoes, plastic irrigation pipes, soccer balls and anything I can sink my teeth into (yes, I’m still a puppy). My 2 biggest hobbies are chasing cats and playing in the children’s playground.
Which of your human’s habits can’t you stand?
OMG, my human disappears on me for entire days sometimes. It’s not that bad ‘cause he also has little human kids who love playing with me when they get home from school, but I still miss him.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I want to be able to open the big box with the food in it.
How do you unwind after a long day of hustling?
The thing I cherish the most is my human family. I love it when we are all together just relaxing in our backyard, and if someone pets me and I pretend to be good I’ll also get a snack.
On a scale of 1-10, how good are you at saving?
I am the best. Every time my human gives me a bone I dig a HUGE hole in the garden and put the bone in it, saving it for a rainy day!
What advice would you give other freelancing pets?
Stay hungry, Stay foolish!